Women were brought up to believe that men were the answer. They weren't. They weren't even one of the questions.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in theribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped afterI started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and shedoes.

Happiness

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and lovehim a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not tryto understand her at all.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

THE SEMANTICS OF "I LOVE YOU"...

"I love you" [is] a statement that can be expressed in so many varied ways. It may be a stage song, repeated daily without a meaning,or barely an audible murmer, full of surrender.

Sometimes it means: I desire you or I want you sexually. It may mean: I hope you love me or I hope that I will be able to love you. Often it means: it may be that a relationship can develop between us or even I hate you. Often it is a wish for emotional exchange: I want your admiration in exchange for mine or I give my love in exchange for some passion or I want to feel cozy and at home with you or I admire some of your qualities.

A declaration of love is mostly a request: I desire you or I want you to gratify me, I want your protection or I want to be intimate with your I want to exploit your loveliness. Sometimes it is the need for security and tenderness, for parental treatment. It may mean: My self-love goes out to you. But it may also express submissiveness: Please take me as I am, or I feel guilty about you, I want, through you, to correct the mistakes I have made in human relations.

It may be self-sacrifice and a masochistic wish for dependency. However, it may also be a full affirmation of the other,taking the responsibility for mutual exchange of feelings.
It may be a weak feeling of friendliness, it may be the scarcely even whispered expression of ecstasy.

"I love you," --wish, desire, submission,conquest; it is never the word itself that tells the real meaning here.

Weekend In England

Last night, I said goodbye
Now it seems year
I'm back in the city
Where nothing is clear
But thoughts of me
holding you
Bringing us near
And tell me

When will our eyes meet
When can I touch you
When will this strong yearning end
And when Will I hold you again

Time, in New England
Took me away
To long rocky beaches --and you,
by the bay
We started a story
Whose ende must now wait
And, tell me

When will our eyes meet
When can I touch you
When will this strong yearning end
And when
Will I hold you again

I feel the change comin'
I feel the wind blow
I feel brave and daring!
I feel my blood flow

With you I can bring out
All the love, that I have
With you there's a heaven
So earth ain't so bad
And tell me
When will our eyes meet
When can I touch you
When will this strong yearning end
And when Will I hold you again

WHAT IF YUNG LOVE MO..

1. MAWALA SAYO
-depende...depende sa kung paano sya nawala at sa emotiona investment ko...INVESTMENT?!...business ba ang relationship?!..heheh

2. MAMATAY
-id feel sad..and id pray for him and beg him na hwag akong multuhin...

3. INAGAW
- for sure feel nya rin na maagaw kasi nga walang maaagaw kung hindi nagpapa agaw

4. NAGMAHAL NG IBA
- id dump him thats for sure...pero id make sure hindi na nya magagawa sa iba. ..ill give him a lesson that he wont forget...hehhehehhehe

5. GAGUHIN KA
- ill make his life miserable first ... then ill dump him

6. AYAW NA NYA
- ayaw ko rin...hindi ko ugaling ipagsiksikan ang sarili ko sa ayaw sakin

7. NAKITA MO KASAMA NYA EX NYA
- he better have a better explanation..or else....

8. BABALIK SYA SA EX NYA
- goodluck...iniwan nya tapos babalikan nya?...dapat sure syang hindi nya ko babalikan kasi hindi ako tumatanggap ng 2nd hand...hehhehehe

9. MALAMAN MO NA LOVE NA LOVE KA NYA
- if i love him din...di maganda... pero kung sya lang ang nagmamahal sakin..id be very frustrated...kasi his just making both of our lives uncomfortable and probably miserable

10. KANTAHAN KA NYA
- kilig...dapat pala kinilig ako nung ginawa yan sakin..kaso reyna ako ng deadma..nasan na kaya yung nangharana sakin syang cute pa naman yun...MANG HINAYANG BA?!

11. PAKASALAN KA NYA
- kung mahal ko bakit ang hindi... pero kung hindi...NO WAY! kahit gun point pa

12. SINAKTAN KA NYA PHYSICALLY
-demandahan itu...

13. BUMALIK EX MO
- sabi ko nga hindi ko binabalikan ang inayawan ko na...

14. NAKIKIPAGBALIKAN EX MO
- NO WAY... i always learn from my mistake...

15. PUNTA SYA STATES PARA WORK
- no problem... pero id break up with him... hindi ako avid fan ng long distance love affair...

16. MAY PIC NG EX NYA SA WALLET NYA
- id ask him about it... and he better have a better excuse

17. INIIWASAN KA NIYA?
- id confront him why? ... pag di ako bilib sa sagot GOODBYE..mabuti na yung nauna

FACT 1:
Name: Jessiely
Birth date: February 21
Birthplace: Cagayan de Oro
Current Location: robinsons summit.
Eye Color: dark brown-
Hair Color: black- Height: 5'3-
Right handed or Left handed: right
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FACT 2:
Race: filipino
Weakness: patience is not my favorite virtue
Biggest fear: death
Your perfect pizza: as long as its PIZZA all is fine with me
Goals you'd like to achieve:To be live comfortably and HAPPY (knowing that I deserve it)
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FACT 3:
Your?- Most overused phrase(s): Korek!
Thoughts first waking up: Work na naman!
Best physical feature:pass next question!
Usual bedtime: may usual ba kapag nasa call center ka?
Most missed memory: college and college friends! (Before i dont expect myself saying that id missed it...nag kwu-quarterlife crisis na nga ata ako..hehhehehe)
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FACT 4:
Preferences..?- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDo.
Single or group dates: depende. Single (kapag feel mo ang date mo)..Group(kapag hindi mo feel ang date mo) hehhehhe
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestle tea: Lipton.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Latte: cappuccino.
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FACT 5:
Do you?
Sing: you dont want to hear me sing ... i swear....
Take a shower every day: oo naman
Have a crush(es):Marami before pero ngayon WALA..ano ba yan...I really need a LIFE
Want to get married: Definitely
Believe in yourself: If i wouldnt, who would
Get motion sickness: Yap yap
Think you're attractive: hmm..
Think you're a health freak: No but im a freak.hehhehehhe
Get along with your parents: YES
Like thunderstorms: not really
Play an instrument: Nah..
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FACT 6:
In the past month, you?
Drank alcohol: nope....matagal tagal na ngang HINDI.. (looser get a life)
Gone on a date: hay lumalabas ang pagiging looser ko nito...next
Gone to the mall: OO naman
Eaten sushi:sorry I hate it...allergy alert
Been on stage: nope
Gone skating: goodluck sakin
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FACT 7:
Age you hope to be married: 29 pag lumampas nako dyan mag mamadre ako ..hehhehe
Numbers and Names of Children: i havent thought that far ahead yet
Describe your Dream Wedding: thats for me to know and you to find out
How do you want to die: nakapikit ano pah....
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FACT 8:
List the number of:
People i trust with my life: parents and people i call my friends (hindi kasama yung mga feeling nila friend ko sila)
cd u own: konti lang ...1....hehhehehe
Piercings: 2
Tattoos: not my thing
Things in my past I wanna forget: hmm...wala ata
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FACT 9:
What..?- Music are you listening to now:Jay Z Encore
Time is it now: 6:19 PM
Your handphone model: Nokia 3200
What are the things & ppl you treasure: family and friends and the moment i spent with them

Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish